Director: Kevin Smith
Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Brian O'Halloran
Dante
Jeff Anderson
Randal
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Veronica
Lisa Spoonauer
Caitlin
Jason Mewes
Jay
Kevin Smith
Silent Bob
Scott Mosier
William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner
Scott Schiaffo
Chewlie's Rep
Al Berkowitz
Old Man
Walt Flanagan
Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer
Ed Hapstak
Sanford / Angry Mourner
Lee Bendick
#812 Wynarski
David Klein
Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
Pattijean Csik
Coroner
Ken Clark
Administer of Fine / Orderly
Donna Jeanne
Indecisive Video Customer
Virginia Smith
Caged Animal Masturbator
Betsy Broussard
Dental School Video Customer
Ernest O'Donnell
Trainer
Kimberly Loughran
Alyssa's Sister Heather
Brian O'Halloran
Dante
Jeff Anderson
Randal
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Veronica
Lisa Spoonauer
Caitlin
Jason Mewes
Jay
Kevin Smith
Silent Bob
Scott Mosier
William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner
Scott Schiaffo
Chewlie's Rep
Al Berkowitz
Old Man
Walt Flanagan
Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer
Ed Hapstak
Sanford / Angry Mourner
Lee Bendick
#812 Wynarski
David Klein
Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
Pattijean Csik
Coroner
Ken Clark
Administer of Fine / Orderly
Donna Jeanne
Indecisive Video Customer
Virginia Smith
Caged Animal Masturbator
Betsy Broussard
Dental School Video Customer
Ernest O'Donnell
Trainer
Kimberly Loughran
Alyssa's Sister Heather
Brian O'Halloran
Dante
Jeff Anderson
Randal
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Veronica
Lisa Spoonauer
Caitlin
Jason Mewes
Jay
Kevin Smith
Silent Bob
Scott Mosier
William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner
Scott Schiaffo
Chewlie's Rep
Al Berkowitz
Old Man
Walt Flanagan
Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer
Ed Hapstak
Sanford / Angry Mourner
Lee Bendick
#812 Wynarski
David Klein
Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
Pattijean Csik
Coroner
Ken Clark
Administer of Fine / Orderly
Donna Jeanne
Indecisive Video Customer
Virginia Smith
Caged Animal Masturbator
Betsy Broussard
Dental School Video Customer
Ernest O'Donnell
Trainer
Kimberly Loughran
Alyssa's Sister Heather